Baltic Dry Index. 585
+05 Brent Crude 50.98
Brexit odds checker.
http://www.oddschecker.com/politics/british-politics/eu-referendum/referendum-on-eu-membership-result
Brexit Quote of the Day.
“When in the
Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the
political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the
powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature
and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind
requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the
separation.
We hold these
truths to be self evident: that all men are created equal; that they are
endowed by their Creator with certain inalienable rights; that among these are
life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness outside of the EUSSR.”
With grateful
thanks to the writers of the US Declaration of Independence.
Brexit Day has finally arrived. Will the poor Britons finally be free by
the end of the day or still serfs of Brussels and their paymaster Berlin?
Freedom or serfdom, you might think it was an easy answer, but this is the
duplicitous 21st century, Never has Otto von Bismarck ever been more
correct. The Dodgy Dave Cameron, Eton surrender campaign more nearly
successful.
People
never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
Otto
von Bismarck
Two Belgians are driving a truck and arrive
at a bridge with a warning sign: maximum height 4 meters. They get off and
measure their truck. It’s 6 meters high.
What shall we do? asks the driver.
– I don’t see any police, says the
other one, so let’s drive on.
Why wasn’t Jesus
born in Belgium? – God couldn’t find three wise men in Belgium.
How do you say ‘genius’ in Norway? – Tourist.
“The
difference between a Finnish wedding and a Finnish funeral is that at a funeral
there’s one person not drinking vodka.”
What is the difference between Swedes and Finns? – The Swedes have nice
neighbours!
The Prime Ministers of Germany and Austria
meet to exchange notes. How are things
in Germany? asked the Prime Minister of Austria.
The German sighed: Well, in Germany the situation is serious, he
said, but not hopeless. In Austria the situation is hopeless, the Austrian
Prime Minister replied, but not serious.
Oats: A grain, which in England is given to
horses, but in Scotland sobers up the people.
A farmer named Sam was overseeing his animals in a remote hilly pasture in Hereford when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni® suit, Gucci® shoes, RayBan® sunglasses and YSL® tie, leaned out the window and asked the farmer, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?"
Sam looks at the man, who obviously is a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing animals and calmly answers, "Sure, why not?"
The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell® notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3® cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo.
The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop® and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany ... Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot® that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an MS-SQL® Database through an ODBC connected Excel® spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry® and, after a few minutes, receives a response.
Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet® printer, turns to the Farmer and says, "You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves."
"That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says Sam. He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on with amusement as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.
Then Sam says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?" The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?"
"You're a Member of the European Parliament", says Sam.
"Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"
"No guessing required." replied Sam. "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You used millions of pounds worth of equipment trying to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about how working people make a living - or about cows, for that matter.
This is a flock of sheep! Now give me back my dog.
Finally, the real reason GB must quit Europe. How can we ever compete against coming
European competition like this. And they
only gave him a seated ovation. What must the top 10 year old be like? Go Brexit.
Whoever
speaks of Europe is wrong: it is a geographical expression.
Otto
von Bismarck.
At the Comex silver depositories Tuesday final figures were: Registered
23.94Moz,
Eligible 127.12 Moz, Total 151.06 Moz.
Crooks and Scoundrels Corner
The bent, the seriously bent, and the totally
doubled over.
Today, the EUSSR on democracy. The Great European
City hidden in a deep valley, covered in smoke.
"There are some who fear that, in
going into Europe, we in some way will sacrifice independence and
democracy.....These fears I need hardly add are completely unjustified"
Edward Heath.
Conservative Europhile.
"I look forward to the day when the Westminster
Parliament is just a council chamber in Europe"
Conservative MP Kenneth Clarke.
Remainiac.
"There can
be no democratic choice against the European treaties..."
Jean-Claude Juncker, La Figaro, 28 January 2015.
“When it becomes serious, you have to lie.”
Jean-Claude Juncker. Failed former Luxembourg P.M.,
serial liar, president of the European Commission.
The Europe of Maastricht could only have been created in the
absence of democracy"
Claud Cheysson, former French Foreign
Minister and member of the European Commission.
"EC Governments should not try to
explain the Maastricht Treaty. It is unexplainable. Treaty decisions are far
too removed from daily life for people to understand"
M. Willy de Clerq, MEP
"I have never understood why public opinion about
European ideas should be taken into account"
Raymonde Barre, French Prime Minister and European
Commissioner.
"When I saw how the European Union
was developing, it was very obvious what they had in mind was not democratic.
In Britain, you vote for a government so the government has to listen to you,
and if you don't like it you can change it.”
Labour MP Tony Benn.
"20 thousand isn't enough, 30
thousand isn't enough - We must keep going until we really are at saturation
point. What does it matter if we have to wait another week for a hospital
visit?"
Labour MP Rachael Maskell. Remainiac.
"You have
the charisma of a damp rag, and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk. And
the question that I want to ask, […] that we're all going to ask, is "Who
are you?" I'd never heard of you. Nobody in Europe had ever heard of you.
I would like to ask you, President, who voted for you, and what mechanism … oh,
I know democracy isn't popular with you lot, and what mechanism the people of
Europe have to remove you? Is this European democracy? Well, I sense, I sense
though that you are competent and capable and dangerous, and I have no doubt in
your intention, to be the quiet assassin of European democracy, and of the
European nation states. You appear to have a loathing for the very concept of
the existence of nation states - perhaps that's because you come from Belgium,
which is pretty much a non-country. But since you took over, we've seen Greece
reduced to nothing more than a protectorate. Sir, you have no legitimacy in
this job at all, and I can say with confidence that I speak on behalf of the
majority of British people in saying: We don't know you, we don't want you, and
the sooner you're put out to grass, the better."
Nigel Farage, European Parliament, 24 February
2010. On unelected Herman Van Rompuy, First European Commission President.
Vanished.
Dodgy Dave on
Brexit is a no good, lying bastard. He can lie out of both sides of his mouth
at the same time, and if he ever caught himself telling the truth, he'd lie
just to keep his hand in.
With apologies to Harry Truman and Richard Nixon.
"I have to ask you Herr Hitler, What are your surrender terms? I agree!"
Dodgy Dave Cameron
Brexit The Animated Movie.
Brexit
Quote of the week.
“The
old grey donkey, Cameron stood by himself in a thistly corner of the Forest,
his feet
well apart, his head on one side, and thought about things. Sometimes
he thought sadly to himself, "Why?" and sometimes he thought,
"Wherefore?" and sometimes he thought, "Inasmuch as which?"
and sometimes he didn't quite know what he was thinking about.”
Dodgy
Dave Cameron, with apologies to A.A. Milne, and Winnie-the-Pooh
Solar & Related Update.
With events
happening fast in the development of solar power and graphene, I’ve added this
section. Updates as they get reported. Is converting sunlight to usable cheap
AC or DC energy mankind’s future from the 21st century onwards? DC?
A quantum computer next?
Below, Manchester,
England. Does this sound like a nation unable to make it on its own, outside of
the asylum known as the EUSSR?
The Home of Graphene.
“The most puzzling development in politics during the last decade is the apparent determination of Western European leaders to re-create the Soviet Union in Western Europe.”
Mikhail
Gorbachev
The monthly Coppock Indicators finished May
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