Wednesday, 22 June 2016

Brexit Day. Barbarians v GB Independence Day?

Baltic Dry Index. 585 +05       Brent Crude 50.98

LIR Gold Target in 2019: $30,000.  Revised due to QE programs.

Brexit odds checker.

Brexit Quote of the Day.
“When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self evident: that all men are created equal; that they are endowed by their Creator with certain inalienable rights; that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness outside of the EUSSR.”

With grateful thanks to the writers of the US Declaration of Independence.

Brexit Day has finally arrived. Will the poor Britons finally be free by the end of the day or still serfs of Brussels and their paymaster Berlin? Freedom or serfdom, you might think it was an easy answer, but this is the duplicitous 21st century, Never has Otto von Bismarck ever been more correct. The Dodgy Dave Cameron, Eton surrender campaign more nearly successful.
People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.

Otto von Bismarck

Two Belgians are driving a truck and arrive at a bridge with a warning sign: maximum height 4 meters. They get off and measure their truck. It’s 6 meters high.  What shall we do? asks the driver.
– I don’t see any police, says the other one, so let’s drive on.

Why wasn’t Jesus born in Belgium? – God couldn’t find three wise men in Belgium.

How do you say ‘genius’ in Norway? – Tourist.

The difference between a Finnish wedding and a Finnish funeral is that at a funeral there’s one person not drinking vodka.”

What is the difference between Swedes and Finns? – The Swedes have nice neighbours!

The Prime Ministers of Germany and Austria meet to exchange notes.  How are things in Germany? asked the Prime Minister of Austria.
The German sighed:  Well, in Germany the situation is serious, he said, but not hopeless. In Austria the situation is hopeless, the Austrian Prime Minister replied, but not serious.
Oats: A grain, which in England is given to horses, but in Scotland sobers up the people.

A farmer named Sam was overseeing his animals in a remote hilly pasture in Hereford when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust.  The driver, a young man in a Brioni® suit, Gucci® shoes, RayBan® sunglasses and YSL® tie, leaned out the window and asked the farmer, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?"

Sam looks at the man, who obviously is a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing animals and calmly answers, "Sure, why not?"

The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell® notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3® cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo.

The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop® and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany ...  Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot® that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an MS-SQL® Database through an ODBC connected Excel® spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry® and, after a few minutes, receives a response.

Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet® printer, turns to the Farmer and says, "You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves."

"That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says Sam. He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on with amusement as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.

Then Sam says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?"  The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?"

"You're a Member of the European Parliament", says Sam.

"Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"

"No guessing required." replied Sam. "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You used millions of pounds worth of equipment trying to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about how working people make a living - or about cows, for that matter.

This is a flock of sheep! Now give me back my dog.

Finally, the real reason GB must quit Europe.  How can we ever compete against coming European competition like this.  And they only gave him a seated ovation. What must the top 10 year old be like?  Go Brexit.

Whoever speaks of Europe is wrong: it is a geographical expression.

Otto von Bismarck.

At the Comex silver depositories Tuesday final figures were: Registered 23.94Moz, Eligible 127.12 Moz, Total 151.06 Moz. 

Crooks and Scoundrels Corner

The bent, the seriously bent, and the totally doubled over.
Today, the EUSSR on democracy. The Great European City hidden in a deep valley, covered in smoke.
"There are some who fear that, in going into Europe, we in some way will sacrifice independence and democracy.....These fears I need hardly add are completely unjustified"
Edward Heath. Conservative Europhile.
 "I look forward to the day when the Westminster Parliament is just a council chamber in Europe"

Conservative MP Kenneth Clarke. Remainiac.

"There can be no democratic choice against the European treaties..."
Jean-Claude Juncker, La Figaro, 28 January 2015.

“When it becomes serious, you have to lie.”
Jean-Claude Juncker. Failed former Luxembourg P.M., serial liar, president of the European Commission.

The Europe of Maastricht could only have been created in the absence of democracy"

Claud Cheysson, former French Foreign Minister and member of the European Commission.

"EC Governments should not try to explain the Maastricht Treaty. It is unexplainable. Treaty decisions are far too removed from daily life for people to understand"
M. Willy de Clerq, MEP

"I have never understood why public opinion about European ideas should be taken into account"
Raymonde Barre, French Prime Minister and European Commissioner.

"When I saw how the European Union was developing, it was very obvious what they had in mind was not democratic. In Britain, you vote for a government so the government has to listen to you, and if you don't like it you can change it.”
Labour MP Tony Benn.

"20 thousand isn't enough, 30 thousand isn't enough - We must keep going until we really are at saturation point. What does it matter if we have to wait another week for a hospital visit?"

Labour MP Rachael Maskell. Remainiac.

"You have the charisma of a damp rag, and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk. And the question that I want to ask, […] that we're all going to ask, is "Who are you?" I'd never heard of you. Nobody in Europe had ever heard of you. I would like to ask you, President, who voted for you, and what mechanism … oh, I know democracy isn't popular with you lot, and what mechanism the people of Europe have to remove you? Is this European democracy? Well, I sense, I sense though that you are competent and capable and dangerous, and I have no doubt in your intention, to be the quiet assassin of European democracy, and of the European nation states. You appear to have a loathing for the very concept of the existence of nation states - perhaps that's because you come from Belgium, which is pretty much a non-country. But since you took over, we've seen Greece reduced to nothing more than a protectorate. Sir, you have no legitimacy in this job at all, and I can say with confidence that I speak on behalf of the majority of British people in saying: We don't know you, we don't want you, and the sooner you're put out to grass, the better."
Nigel Farage, European Parliament, 24 February 2010. On unelected Herman Van Rompuy, First European Commission President. Vanished.

Dodgy Dave on Brexit is a no good, lying bastard. He can lie out of both sides of his mouth at the same time, and if he ever caught himself telling the truth, he'd lie just to keep his hand in.

With apologies to Harry Truman and Richard Nixon.

"I have to ask you Herr Hitler, What are your surrender terms? I agree!"

Dodgy Dave Cameron

Brexit The Animated Movie.

Brexit Quote of the week.

“The old grey donkey, Cameron stood by himself in a thistly corner of the Forest, his feet 
well apart, his head on one side, and thought about things. Sometimes he thought sadly to himself, "Why?" and sometimes he thought, "Wherefore?" and sometimes he thought, "Inasmuch as which?" and sometimes he didn't quite know what he was thinking about.”

 Dodgy Dave Cameron, with apologies to A.A. Milne, and Winnie-the-Pooh

Solar  & Related Update.

 With events happening fast in the development of solar power and graphene, I’ve added this section. Updates as they get reported. Is converting sunlight to usable cheap AC or DC energy mankind’s future from the 21st century onwards? DC? A quantum computer next? 

Below, Manchester, England. Does this sound like a nation unable to make it on its own, outside of the asylum known as the EUSSR?

The Home of Graphene.

“The most puzzling development in politics during the last decade is the apparent determination of Western European leaders to re-create the Soviet Union in Western Europe.”

Mikhail Gorbachev

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