Wednesday, 28 November 2012

The Real China.



Baltic Dry Index. 1097  +03

LIR Gold Target by 2019: $30,000.  Revised due to QE programs.

"The history of paper money is an account of abuse, mismanagement, and financial disaster."

Richard M. Ebeling

More on China later,  first, politics as usual in Washington D.C. as America joins Europe in attempting national suicide. Not to worry, it’s only fiat money and there’s plenty more where that comes from. Shame about all the wealth destruction though. Shame about cheating our children and grandchildren out of a decent standard of living and their shot at wealth creation. Wiser oldies will buy some physical precious metals to pass on to the next generation, something more than Uncle Sam’s debt and dodgy fiat currency. For more on US national suicide married to champagne corporate socialism, scroll down to Crooks Corner.

"Were we to be directed from Washington when to sow and when to reap, we should soon want bread."

Thomas Jefferson

Nov. 27, 2012, 5:02 p.m. EST

U.S. stocks fall on fears debt talks have stalled

Another round of upbeat economic reports does little for investors

NEW YORK (MarketWatch) — U.S. stocks dropped on Tuesday after Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid said little progress has been made in talks aimed at averting the so-called fiscal cliff.

The Dow Jones Industrial Average DJIA -0.69%  declined 89.24 points, or 0.7%, to end at 12,878.13, with 23 of its 30 components in negative territory. Hewlett-Packard Co. HPQ -2.98%  was the top decliner in the Dow, with its shares slumping 3%.

“The dominant item on the market’s mind continues to be the fiscal cliff,” Brad Sorensen, director of market and sector analysis at the Charles Schwab Center for Financial Research, said of negotiations on Capitol Hill.

The market’s intensified decline came after Sen. Reid, the Nevada Democrat, expressed disappointment to reporters about the negotiations to avert billions in automatic spending cuts and tax hikes set to start in the new year.

The market’s intensified decline came after Sen. Reid, the Nevada Democrat, expressed disappointment to reporters about the negotiations to avert billions in automatic spending cuts and tax hikes set to start in the new year.
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"If you don't trust gold, do you trust the logic of taking a beautiful pine tree, worth about $4,000 - $5,000, cutting it up, turning it into pulp and then paper, putting some ink on it and then calling it one billion dollars?"

Kenneth J. Gerbino

Next up China. Japan’s Daiwa Capital Markets is ready to write off China. The increasingly nasty island dispute in the East China Sea, of course, had no bearing on Daiwa’s somewhat rash conclusion. With another 700 million still to join the party in top-down communist run China, my guess is it’s a little too early to start writing off China. Not that there won’t be some hard landing’s along the way.

China seen losing ‘world factory’ status within a decade

November 27, 2012, 11:27 PM
Early signs that Southeast Asian nations are trumping China as a home to low-cost manufacturing are likely to gather momentum in the next few years, costing the Middle Kingdom its status as the world’s factory within the next five to 10 years, according to Daiwa Capital Markets.

In a note released Wednesday, Daiwa economists Mingchun Sun and Christie Chien drew attention to an economic theory called the ‘flying-geese paradigm,” which contends that low-end manufacturing moves continuously from more advanced nations to the lesser-developed ones.

They pointed to the industrial migration from the developed West to East Asia over the past century, from Japan to the Asian Tigers (Hong Kong, Taiwan, South Korea and Singapore) in the 1970s, and from the Asian Tigers to China in the 1990s. Read MarketWatch’s special report on New Asian Tigers.

After a rapid increase in Chinese wages in recent years, labor costs are now much lower in the Association of South East Asian Nations (Asean). As a result, the baton is now passing from China to what the economists described as the Asean-7 – Thailand, the Philippines, Vietnam, Indonesia, Laos, Cambodia and Myanmar.

They offered Nike as a case in point, noting that in 2000, 40% of its shoes sold globally were made in China, versus 13% in Vietnam. But today, 41% of its shoes are manufactured in Vietnam, compared to 32% in China.

Vietnam’s export growth in the labor-intensive industries of textiles and clothing has been higher than that of China for most of the past decade, while Cambodia’s exports growth rate has also exceeded China’s in the last two years, they said.
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We end with another side of communist China. Is this the real face of modern China? If it is, the west needs to isolate China from the west’s economy. Break China now, using mass unemployment to mend communist China’s ways.

China Mafia-Style Hack Attack Drives California Firm to Brink

By Michael Riley - Nov 27, 2012 11:01 PM GMT
During his civil lawsuit against the People’s Republic of China, Brian Milburn says he never once saw one of the country’s lawyers. He read no court documents from China’s attorneys because they filed none. The voluminous case record at the U.S. District courthouse in Santa Ana contains a single communication from China: a curt letter to the U.S. State Department, urging that the suit be dismissed.

That doesn’t mean Milburn’s adversary had no contact with him.

For three years, a group of hackers from China waged a relentless campaign of cyber harassment against Solid Oak Software Inc., Milburn’s family-owned, eight-person firm in Santa Barbara, California. The attack began less than two weeks after Milburn publicly accused China of appropriating his company’s parental filtering software, CYBERsitter, for a national Internet censoring project. And it ended shortly after he settled a $2.2 billion lawsuit against the Chinese government and a string of computer companies last April.
In between, the hackers assailed Solid Oak’s computer systems, shutting down web and e-mail servers, spying on an employee with her webcam, and gaining access to sensitive files in a battle that caused company revenues to tumble and brought it within a hair’s breadth of collapse.

As the public dispute unfolded in decorous courtrooms, Milburn’s computer prowess was tested to its limits in what amounted to a digital home invasion by what he later learned was one of the most prolific hacking teams in China. He waged his own desperate one-man fight without weapons or help from authorities, swapping out servers, puzzling over middle-of-the- night malfunctions, and watching his sales all but evaporate -- his every keystroke monitored by spies who had turned his technology against him.

Milburn, 61, rarely took a day off during that time as he struggled around the clock to keep his computer network running and his firm afloat. He doubts he’ll ever know exactly what was going on, but he has theories.

---- The cyber attack against Solid Oak provides a rare look at the clandestine methods in play as high-tech spies and digital combatants seek to gain a brass-knuckle advantage in the global economy, from trade disputes to big-dollar deals to lawsuits. U.S. officials say that China in particular uses its national security apparatus for such intrusions, targeting thousands of U.S. and European corporations and blurring the traditional lines of espionage.

While his civil case was pending, Milburn didn’t discuss the cyber intrusion publicly, saying only that the company and its Los Angeles-based law firm had received e-mails containing spyware. He had no idea who was behind it until last August, when he provided malware samples to a security firm at the request of a Bloomberg reporter.

A forensic analysis of the malware by Joe Stewart, a threat expert at Atlanta-based Dell SecureWorks, identified the intruders who rifled Solid Oak’s networks as a team of Shanghai- based hackers involved in a string of sensitive national security-related breaches going back years.

Commercial hacker hunters -- who refer to the team as the Comment group, for the hidden program code they use known as “comments” -- tie it to a multitude of victims that include the the president of the European Union Council, major defense contractors and even Barack Obama’s 2008 presidential campaign. The group has been linked to the People’s Liberation Army, China’s military, according to leaked classified cables.
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At the Comex silver depositories Tuesday final figures were: Registered 33.90 Moz, Eligible 105.88 Moz, Total 139.78 Moz.   2 Moz disappeared, most of it from Brinks. What’s suspect at Brinks, I wonder?

"Of all the contrivances for cheating the laboring classes of mankind, none has been more effective than that which deludes them with paper money."

Daniel Webster


Crooks and Scoundrels Corner
The bent, the seriously bent, and the totally doubled over. 

Today, corporate socialism in America at its worst.  “God’s work” in US casino capitalism now requires stealing what little they have from the widows, orphans, the sick and the poor.

"A merry Christmas, uncle!  God save you!" cried a cheerful voice.  It was the voice of Ebenezer Squid's nephew, who came upon him so quickly that this was the first intimation he had of his approach.

"Bah!" said Ebenezer Squid, "Humbug!"

November 28, 2012

9 Greedy CEOs Trying to Shred the Safety Net While Pigging Out on Corporate Welfare

By Lynn Parramore, a senior editor at Alternet.
A gang of brazen CEOs has joined forces to promote economically disastrous and socially irresponsible austerity policies. Many of those same CEOs were bailed out by the American taxpayer after a Wall Street-driven financial crash. Instead of a thank-you, they are showing their appreciation in the form of a coordinated effort to rob Americans of hard-earned retirements, decent medical care and relief for the poorest.

Using the excuse of a phony, manufactured crisis known as the “fiscal cliff” – which isn’t a crisis at all, as economist James K. Galbraith has succinctly explained — they are gearing up to pull the wool over the public’s eyes by cutting Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid. The CEOs are part of the Fix the Debt campaign run by the
-backed Center for a Responsible Federal Budget, which plans to unleash tens of millions pushing for a deficit reduction deal that favors the rich.

You can be sure that many more CEOs in addition to the names on the list below sympathize with plans to shred the social safety net and enjoy windfall tax breaks. But these Scrooges are so bold as to publicly announce their desire to pick the pockets of fellow Americans while simultaneously pigging out at the corporate welfare trough. Multitasking!

---- Here’s a sample of the Fix the Debt CEO Council Hall of Shame. (Download the complete list at the organization’s Web site.)

1. Lloyd Blankfein, chairman and CEO, Goldman, Sachs & Co. Blankfein, infamous for describing his financial activities as “God’s work,” shared his attitude toward society with CBS news recently. He explained his keen desire to see Americans lowering their sights for the future. You really have to watch the interview to get the full flavor of Blankfein’s smug assurance that predation can be sold as concern for the nation’s well-being. In addition to trotting out several myths about Social Security’s design and functions, including the bogus notion that retirement age must be raised, he gives a pithy summary of what life is going to be like for the 99 percent:

You’re going to have to do something, undoubtedly, to lower people’s expectations of what they’re going to get, the entitlements, and what people think they’re going to get, because you’re not going to get it.
Not if Lloyd Blankfein has anything to do with it. He calls it managing expectations. Here’s another word: theft.

Since the financial crash, Blankfein’s company, Goldman Sachs, has received tens of billions of dollars in what the Economic Policy Journal describes as “direct and indirect succor from the Fed.” In sharp contrast to average Americans, when Goldman needed help in the 2008 crisis, a friendly Federal Reserve let Goldman turn into a commercial bank almost overnight, so it could go to the Fed for help 24/7.

2. Jeffrey Immelt, chairman and CEO, General Electric Company. In 2011, President Obama welcomed outsourcing pioneer Jeffrey Immelt to his White House inner circle as chair of a newly created jobs council – a move that was a sharp slap in the face to American workers. Immelt returned the favor by dumping Obama in favor of Mitt Romney in the recent election.

Obviously, supporting disastrous financial deregulation, dodging taxes and helping to destroy American manufacturing has not satisfied Immelt. He’d like to add insult to injury by making sure that people who have been screwed by the reckless activities of short-sighted corporate titans like himself are left to starve in their golden years and go without medical care. And as for the poor, well, couldn’t they be just a little bit poorer? Immelt thinks that would be swell.

After the 2008 crash, the government gave a giant boost to hard-pressed GE Capital, the company’s financing arm, through the Temporary Liquidity Guarantee Program. GE has also helped itself to enormous taxpayer-funded subsidies, especially in green energy. And guess how much GE paid in taxes in 2010? Nothing. In fact, using what the New York Times describes as its “innovative accounting practices,” it claimed a tax benefit of $3.2 billion!

3. Jamie Dimon, chairman and CEO, JPMorgan Chase & Co. At a recent gathering of the Council on Foreign Relations, Jamie Dimon vented his feelings about a number of things that peeve him, from a federal lawsuit brought against JPMorgan Chase to Obama’s failure to adopt the harmful and misguided Simpson-Bowles deficit reduction plan, which, among other things, recommended reducing the tax rate for top earners. Dimon has claimed that his bank did not need the TARP funds bestowed on it by the federal government, but there is no question that today his bank borrows funds more cheaply than smaller banks because of the federal government’s implicit too-big-too-fail guarantee.

Dimon is deploying a familiar scare tactic on the topic of the so-called fiscal cliff. He’s claiming that his company will be forced to cut down on hiring and so on if a budget plan is not tailored to enrich the wealthy. During a recent visit to India, he issued warnings to CNBC-TV18:

I’ve spoken to CEOs who say, you know, absolutely, we are making decisions to protect ourselves from the ‘fiscal cliff’ and those are like investment decisions and hiring decisions.

Maybe Dimon’s company would be better served figuring out what happened to the $6 billion that recently went up in smoke in the “London Whale” derivatives fiasco.

4. W. James McNerney, Jr., chairman, president and CEO, the Boeing Company. McNerney launched at Procter & Gamble, reached high altitude at GE and shot to the stratosphere by becoming head honcho at Boeing in 2005.

Boeing has been a long-time beneficiary of the government’s Export-Import Bank, which has financed sales of many of its planes. McNerney chairs President Obama’s Export Council, where he works hard to arrange policies that benefit his company. He spent much of 2011 slugging it out with the National Labor Relations Board over moving assembly plants from Washington to South Carolina, a right-to-work state. That got settled, but now the profitable company is in a fight with engineers who don’t want their pensions chopped nearly in half. Boeing’s excuse? It wants to keep the engineers “competitive.” Union members have reported intimidation from the company’s management as the dispute has intensified.

The Boeing boss is now crying “deficit” and asks for your retirement money. Pretty brassy, considering that the company paid not a single penny in taxes between 2008 and 2011. In fact, Citizens for Tax Justice calculates that Boeing actually got money back from the U.S. government over the past decade, “paying a negative 6.5 percent tax rate, even though it was profitable every year from 2002 through 2011.”
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"At this festive season of the year, Mr. Squid," said the gentleman, taking up a pen, "it is more than usually desirable that we should make some slight provision for the Poor and Destitute, who suffer greatly at the present time.  Many thousands are in want of common necessaries; hundreds of thousands are in want of common comforts, sir."

"Are there no prisons?" asked Squid.

"Plenty of prisons," said the gentleman, laying down the pen again.

"And the Union workhouses?"  demanded Squid.  "Are they still in operation?"

"They are.  Still," returned the gentleman, "I wish I could say they were not."

"The Treadmill and the Poor Law are in full vigour, then?"  said Squid.

"Both very busy, sir."

"Oh!  I was afraid, from what you said at first, that something had occurred to stop them in their useful course," said Squid.  "I'm very glad to hear it."

"Under the impression that they scarcely furnish Christian cheer of mind or body to the multitude," returned the gentleman, "a few of us are endeavouring to raise a fund to buy the Poor some meat and drink and means of warmth.  We choose this time, because it is a time, of all others, when Want is keenly felt, and Abundance rejoices.  What shall I put you down for?"

"Nothing!" Squid replied.

"You wish to be anonymous?"

"I wish to be left alone," said Squid.  "Since you ask me what I wish, gentlemen, that is my answer.  I don't make merry myself at Christmas and I can't afford to make idle people merry.  I help to support the establishments I have mentioned -- they cost enough; and those who are badly off must go there."

"Many can't go there; and many would rather die."

"If they would rather die," said Squid, "they had better do it, and decrease the surplus population.  Besides -- excuse me -- I don't know that."

With apologies to Charles Dickens.

The monthly Coppock Indicators finished October:
DJIA: +92 Up. NASDAQ: +99 Up. SP500: +102 Up.  Still time for the Santa Clause rally?

Tuesday, 27 November 2012

“The New Paradigm.”



Baltic Dry Index. 1094  +04

LIR Gold Target by 2019: $30,000.  Revised due to QE programs.

"When it becomes serious, you have to lie"

Jean-Claude Juncker. Luxembourg Prime Minister and Chairman of the Euro Group of Finance Ministers. Confessed liar.

We have reached the promised land! The new paradigm. Greece has been saved again! Third time lucky perhaps? We have Jean-Claude Juncker’s word on it!

"This is not just about money. This is the promise of a better future for the Greek people and for the euro area as a whole, a break from the era of missed targets and loose implementation towards a new paradigm of steadfast reform momentum, declining debt ratios and a return to growth."

Jean-Claude Juncker. Luxembourg Prime Minister and Chairman of the Euro Group of Finance Ministers. Confessed liar.

According to Euroland’s leading liar, Luxembourg President and Eurogroup Chairman Jean-Claude Juncker, Greece has been well and truly fixed, once and for all. The can has been kicked all the way out to 2022, long after the present troop of clowns will be long gone. Europe, as usual, promises to release the Greek rescue in tranches, as the Greeks reach specific targets. The Greeks, as usual, promise to reach the specific targets at some point off in the future. All agree that Greece’s debt to GDP ratio will be “significantly below 110%” in 2022. Welcome to the asylum called Europe. Shame about Mrs Merkel’s re-election chances though.

In case no one has noticed that’s 10 years away. This is a prediction from a group that’s been serially wrong about the euro, Greece and Club Mad, as if their lives depended on it. They never saw the Greek tragedy coming, have been wrong about every attempt at a fix, and even now are in great denial that it’s the euro that’s the problem, pushing the hapless Greeks into penury and serfs of the Germanic north. The Greeks would do well to take the money on December 13th, and exit the euro on December 25th, then default, devalue, reform, and restructure, and start the whole process of getting Greece and the Greeks back to prosperity again.

“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”

Jean-Claude Juncker. Luxembourg Prime Minister and Chairman of the Euro Group of Finance Ministers. Confessed liar. With apologies to Oscar Wilde.

Euro zone, IMF reach deal to cut long-term Greek debt

Mon Nov 26, 2012 10:06pm EST
(Reuters) - Euro zone finance ministers and the International Monetary Fund clinched agreement on reducing Greece's debt on Monday in a breakthrough to release urgently needed loans to keep the near-bankrupt economy afloat.

After 12 hours of talks at their third meeting in as many weeks, Greece's international lenders agreed on a package of measures to reduce Greek debt by 40 billion euros, cutting it to 124 percent of gross domestic product by 2020.

In a significant new pledge, ministers committed themselves to take further steps to lower Greece's debt to "significantly below 110 percent" in 2022 -- the most explicit recognition so far that some write-off of loans may be necessary from 2016, the point when Greece is forecast to reach a primary budget surplus.

----Eurogroup Chairman Jean-Claude Juncker said ministers would formally approve the release of a major aid installment needed to recapitalize Greece's teetering banks and enable the government to pay wages, pensions and suppliers on December 13.

Greece will receive up to 43.7 billion euros in stages as it fulfills the conditions. The December installment will comprise 23.8 billion for banks and 10.6 billion in budget assistance.

The IMF's share, less than a third of the total, will only be paid out once a buy-back of Greek debt has occurred in the coming weeks, but IMF Managing Director Christine Lagarde said the Fund had no intention of pulling out of the program.

To reduce Greece's debt pile, ministers agreed to cut the interest rate on official loans, extend their maturity by 15 years to 30 years, and grant Athens a 10-year interest repayment deferral.

They promised to hand back 11 billion euros in profits accruing to their national central banks from European Central Bank purchases of discounted Greek government bonds in the secondary market.

They also agreed to finance Greece to buy back its own bonds from private investors at what officials said was a target cost of around 35 cents in the euro.
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Next, Gresham’s Law, 21st century style. With America’s too big to fail banks all still in reality bankrupt and on Fed life support, the US banks lobbied to stop the start in America of the Basel 3 capital rules. But that puts Europe’s equally bankrupt banks at a big disadvantage, so out go the rules in Europe too. Either the new rules were needed or they were not. On too big to fail, champagne socialism for banksters, clearly Basel 3 rules are unnecessary. Who needs capital, when the ultimate backstop is the state with a printing press, and the power to oppress the little people with taxes.

Europe 'to push for Basel III delay as it lobbies US'

Europe is preparing to follow the United States in delaying the introduction of stricter rules on bank capital, while it lobbies for a rethink of the US stance, according to reports.

6:11AM GMT 27 Nov 2012
The delay could push back the start of global rules in Europe, known as Basel III, by about six months, and that could be even longer if diplomats and lawmakers fail to break a deadlock on a law meant to be phased in from the start of 2013.

On the surface, the postponement would be good news for small banks in particular, because it would give them a chance to adapt to a complex new law still being finalised by EU member countries and the European Parliament.

But any hold-up would compound uncertainty following a US decision to abandon the January 1, 2013 target, undermining the global Basel accord and promised capital reforms to prevent a re-run of the financial crisis.

"Whatever happens, the new law cannot become effective on January 1," said one unnamed EU official, according to Reuters. "The middle of the year would be a realistic assessment."

Brussels is also worried that the decision in Washington to ignore the deadline, which was set by the Basel committee of regulators for the capital regime they designed, will put EU banks at a disadvantage to US rivals allowed to put off applying its strict standards.
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Next up America, where time is starting to run out on doing the right thing for the nation in Washington. Will the Washington Grinch’s steal the Santa Claus rally?

"Deficit spending is simply a scheme for the 'hidden' confiscation of wealth. Gold stands in the way of this insidious process. It stands as a protector of property rights."

Alan Greenspan, 1966. Before he fell-off the wagon.

With "fiscal cliff" deadline nearing, parties still at odds

(Reuters) - Republicans in the U.S. Congress on Monday called on President Barack Obama to detail long-term spending cuts to help solve the country's fiscal crisis, while holding firm against the income tax rate increases for the wealthy that Democrats seek.

In a further sign of tense relations between negotiators who are trying to avert a year-end "fiscal cliff" of steep tax increases and spending cuts, the White House expressed doubts that "balanced" deficit reductions can be achieved merely by limiting tax breaks and cutting spending, as Republicans propose.

The White House is already on record threatening to veto any bill that does not include income tax rate increases on the wealthy that are opposed by Republicans.

While Congress returned from its Thanksgiving holiday break amid increasing talk about long-term tax reform plans and a need to compromise, the two parties showed no signs yet of having found a way around the short-term tax obstacle necessary to head off the fiscal cliff on December 31.

"We remain at an impasse," Senate Republican Leader Mitch McConnell of Kentucky said during a floor speech.

The lack of progress helped push financial markets down slightly, as fiscal cliff worries made investors less willing to buy stocks.

"My fear is that the can gets kicked down the road for at least a six-month period" to search for a long-term fiscal deal, said Bonnie Baha of DoubleLine Capital, an asset management firm. "The market is going to hate it, especially the stock market.”
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We close for today in China, where a billionaire company founder suddenly quits “to devote more time to his personal endeavors,” according to his PR spin meisters.  To this dinosaur trader that’s never a good sign. Call me old fashioned but I smell yet another Chinese shadow finance scandal coming along. Lawrence Li, a Shanghai-based analyst at UOB-Kay Hian Holdings Ltd., is a master of understatement.

“The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.”

Oscar Wilde.

Zhang Companies Tumble as Billionaire Resigns

By Bloomberg News - Nov 27, 2012 2:14 AM GMT
China Rongsheng Heavy Industries Group Holdings Ltd. (1101) and Glorious (845) Property Holdings Ltd. both fell the most in almost four months in Hong Kong trading after billionaire Zhang Zhirong quit as chairman of the companies.

Shipbuilder Rongsheng plunged as much as 9.3 percent and real estate developer Glorious declined as much as 5.7 percent. That was the biggest drop on a closing basis since July 30 for both companies.

Zhang, the founder and biggest shareholder in both businesses, quit their boards about five weeks after another company he controlled agreed to pay $14 million to resolve U.S. inside-trading claims. His departure is unrelated to that, iPR Ogilvy in Hong Kong, which handles his public relations, said in an e-mailed reply to questions from Bloomberg News.

The executive was leaving “to devote more time to his personal endeavors” and there were no disagreements with the boards, the two companies said in statements yesterday. Zhang told investors he won’t sell any Glorious shares for at least a year and later declined to comment on Rongsheng stock, according to iPR Ogilvy.

“Zhang’s resignation came as a surprise to the market,” said Lawrence Li, a Shanghai-based analyst at UOB-Kay Hian Holdings Ltd., who rates Rongsheng sell. “This may add concerns about the listed companies’ outlook in short term.”
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“The world is a place that’s gone from being flat to round to crooked.”

Mad Magazine.

At the Comex silver depositories Monday final figures were: Registered 35.05 Moz, Eligible 106.79 Moz, Total 141.84 Moz.  


Crooks and Scoundrels Corner
The bent, the seriously bent, and the totally doubled over. 

No crooks or scoundrels today, just poor Breton onion growers desperate to earn an honest Pound in the UK. Brittany is to ship their famous pink onion to Britain again, in an attempt to break free of the decline and fall of old socialist France. While admirable and no doubt very enjoyable, and probably fairly priced, I can’t help but feel that shipping in illegals, would make them more money faster, in our 21st century world, and cut out all the messy business fooling around in muddy Breton fields. I wonder if London’s banksters have figured out yet how to make money on pink onion CFDs?

“Indeed I have always been of the opinion that hard work is simply the refuge of people who have nothing to do.”

Oscar Wilde.

Onion Johnnies return to England as French market dries up

Onion Johnnies, the travelling salesmen whose berets and bicycles inspired Britain and much of the world's classic image of the archetypal Frenchman, are setting sail for England once more.

5:55PM GMT 26 Nov 2012

Beset by tough market conditions at home, the producers of Brittany's celebrated pink onions have decided it is time to seduce a new generation of British housewives with their Gallic charm and strings of eye-watering produce.

The Etoile du Roi (Star of the King), a replica of an 18th-century sailing ship, set off from the Breton port of Roscoff on Monday, weighed down by a hefty cargo of onions that it will deliver to London on December 6 after stopovers on the Channel island of Jersey and at Portsmouth.

It was from Roscoff in 1828 that the first French onion salesman to try his luck in England set sail, the trip across the Channel being far shorter and less hazardous than an overland journey to the markets of Paris, AFP reported.

Having returned with tales of how quickly he had sold his cargo, he established a tradition that was to continue well into the 20th century, according to Francois Seite, a former salesman himself who is now the president of the local "Johnnies" association and Chamberlain of the Confraternity of the Onions of Roscoff.

"From Roscoff to Plymouth, it is the same as Roscoff to Rennes [in southern Brittany], except that there is the Channel in between them," explains the 72-year-old former farmer who, like his father and grandfather, spent years on the highways and byways of England, first by bicycle then with a little van.

In the 1920s and 1930s there were as many as 1,500 French onion pedlars who regularly travelled from Brittany to England, Wales and even Scotland, selling their merchandise door-to-door.

So many of them had the Breton first name Yann, they quickly became known as "Johnnies", and the image they created of a Frenchman with a string of onions around his neck, sporting a beret and a traditional stripey top has proved indelible.

As well as the four tonnes of onions on board the Etoile du Roi, another 20 tonnes of Roscoff Onions are being dispatched to England by Brittany Ferries, a company established in 1972 by Breton farmers precisely in order to provide the remote region on the western edges of France with access to the British market.

"Our geographical isolation from the rest of France and Europe makes it hard for us and in these tough times, not trying to find alternative outlets for our produce would be suicidal," said Jean-Frangois Jacob, the secretary general of the local agricultural cooperative.

“I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.”

Oscar Wilde.

The monthly Coppock Indicators finished October:

DJIA: +92 Up. NASDAQ: +99 Up. SP500: +102 Up.  Still time for the Santa Clause rally?